It’s all right – you can come out now Jeremy – where have you been while Westminster burns?
‘Hey, notice me, I’m over here – I’m a tree hugger – behind some ancient woodland that some rotten developers want to chop down in my borough!
While your disloyalty to Boris Johnson has made you a legend in your lifetime, the Waverley Web cannot help wondering why you have been so damn quiet during the maelstrom that has it the country during the past 36 hours?
Your Boris Babe mate over in Guildford has finally come out – but you appear to be keeping Shtumn.
Here’s Guildford MP Angela Richardson’s latest missive, after wobbling around on the fence, so where’s yours? And where did she put her mark in the Vote of Confidence that brought about the present debacle?
“Anyone but Jeremy”
“I am afraid these are very hypothetical questions. I think we have to see what the circumstances are and then make the decision on that one.”