You heard it here first that Guildford Conservative Association has “de-selected” or in our words “jettisoned” Surrey County Councillor Alan Young. Better known at the Surrey Ad picture desk as the “Kranleigh’s Kodak Kid.”
The councillor for Cranleigh and Ewhurst who would turn up for the opening of an envelope as long as someone was there to take his picture, has been “de-selected” as a candidate for the May elections. But you can hardly Adam and Eve it – he is apparently blackmailing his Tory Tosser colleagues that if they don’t back him he will embarrass them all by committing the mortal sin of becoming an – INDEPENDENT! and stand against the official Tory Tosser candidate!
He has been fighting for over a year to hang on Houdini style …
… to what he believes is his given right to keep his county councillor role. He has super-glued his bum into his council seat, despite having fought, and lost, several bids to become a prospective parliamentary candidate, which would surely have resulted in his resignation from local politics to climb Westminster’s greasy pole.
But having used Conservative Association monies in a bid to pave his way into other Tory Tosser Clubs his cover is blown and his disloyalty to Tory colleagues over the years has come back to haunt him. Even his most fervent supporters have stabbed him in the back and voted him out…out…out!
But the Kodak Kid is not giving up until the fat lady sings… and this week he called in all the favours… Robin Fawkner Corbett of the “I have kerbs installed outside my house to prevent the school coach from parking in front of my window” and a few Ewhurst supporters to whom he has promised – the earth no doubt? Even his (NBF’s) from Cranleigh Chamber of Commerce were there to support him – after all he has promised them…more footfall…more houses…more developers…more shoppers…more flowers…more…?
In fact he snatched the opportunity at the Con Club to wax lyrical and remind everyone how missable he would be and how miserable he would be if they didn’t change their minds and select him. Unfortunately his diatribe of me, me and even more me, was interrupted when the real speaker the Hon Annie Milton turned up… albeit..late.
The Hon Annie has made no secret of the fact that the shutter must come down on the Kodak Kid’s political career. But watch it Annie – you may yet need to get outya gun… because this slimy git reminded the Tory Tossers that if they didn’t support him – they may not, in the future, support her! Oh dear do we hear that ugly word…BLACKMAIL oh surely not! So our Houdini may keep his seat – one way or another!