The effluent hit the fan at Waverley Towers this week when councillors debated a motion to rid the borough of the scourge of Thames Water.

Greens Cllr Steve Williams called for the Government to put the failing company into Special Measures and bring Thames Water back into public ownership.
A frustrated and angry Green Party councillor, Steve Williams, told his colleagues, “Enough is enough.” The sewage stink was blighting parts of the borough of Waverley—across Alfold and Haslemere’s recreation grounds and bubbling effluent from the sewers in Godalming, Cranleigh and other parts of the borough.
He presented a diatribe of statistics on how sewage discharges have polluted the country’s and Waverley’s rivers and streams.
Raw sewage was pumped 464,056 times into rivers and streams in 2023.
In Waverley alone, storm overflows discharged sewage for 3,114 hours across 422 incidents.
This is not just a public nuisance; it is an environmental disgrace. The situation is critical.
Decades of gross mismanagement
The disruption to water supplies in Godalming last November and elsewhere in the borough was a stark reminder of the company’s systematic failure. In Godalming alone, residents were without water for five days and had insufficient emergency supplies. In contrast, TW loses 600 million litres daily from leaks – one-quarter of its supply!
Debt now stands at £19m! Financial instability leaves it unprepared to meet its statutory responsibilities.
He said Waverley councillors and its staff had worked tirelessly for years to mitigate the impact on its residents and shield them from the worst effects while their bills soared. But now the time has come to act and call for the imposition of Special Measures due to the impact of its failures on Waverley’s public and environmental health. Cllr John Robini said Haslemere’s recreation ground had been clothed in sewage, and there had been a catalogue of incidents there. He warned:
Haslemere has had enough!”
Cranleigh Cllr Liz Townsend bombarded TW’s CEO with letters over decades about Cranleigh’s deteriorating water infrastructure, leaks, floods, and either no water or low water pressure. She lobbied a succession of former local MPs but got nowhere. Leader Paul Follows said he had watched the disgusting spectacle of sewage bubbling up in a resident’s home on Elmbridge Road.
Cllr Townsend warned that with the government imposing a housing target of 1,481 homes per year, how could councillors look residents in the eye and ask them to accept more development when they can’t flush their toilets and have raw sewage floating around their homes?
However, Jeremy Hunt’s very own Tory bag carrier rattled her bag, saying both Waverley Tory MPs were on the case, sniping that Guildford’s Lib Dem MP Zoe Franklin shouldn’t be included! Oh, yes, she should, cried Follows – the villages bordering Waverley, including Wonersh, were most certainly affected.
When will Cllr Austin, the leader of the opposition stop playing politics and concentrate on residents’ concerns? Perhaps when Nelson gets his eye back? Or, more likely, when will she get a seat in Government?
Despite admitting she didn’t have enough water pressure to shower in her Bramley home before the meeting, she and seven colleagues voted against the motion. This included Alfold’s Cllr Kevin DeAnus, who was recently pictured below poking around in Alfold’s poo in a villager’s garden. Ugh!

A couple of other disgruntled Tories followed their leader in supporting only part of the motion. After admitting she might be unpopular, Cllr Janet Crowe said she was right behind Cllr Williams’ motion and would vote because she agreed with every word.
Others argued it was vital to support “every single line of the motion,” including bringing the company back into public ownership, as it would likely collapse anyway. When the borough’s health was at stake, it was better to be proactive than reactive.
The motion passed by 24 votes to eight with four abstentions.
“A quarter of Thame’s supply is lost through leaks”!! Goodness me, that is incompetence and complacency.
PS. Thames lied about the cause of loss of supply a year ago in Godalming and surrounds. The real reason the treatment systems failed was because a Thames Water engineer put the flow monitoring system into manual during a visit but forgot to put it back to auto as he left – no-one could remotely see that the plant was about to be overwhelmed and collapse, contaminating the whole system and taking weeks and millions to clean up and get back a clean supply.
What a pootastrophe!
WBC shows itself over and over again to be disjointed, plagued with political back biting and infighting while the residents they are expected to support are left drowning in the sloop.
It is time to call a Code Brown on our elected officials, who are more interested in grandstanding their beleaguered political parties, than collaboratively, effectively, apolitically, and humbly sorting out this dungmare.
Emperor Nero, Rome, Violins, Fire – spring to mind.
How will this poocopalypse, ever end, if there’s no action after every stinkcident?
It is an often spoken truism, that words have meaning, and perhaps Cllr Townsend could learn a thing or two with her letter writing, as though it is also often decried that ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’, this collective mess is mightier than the elected mop.
What good does it to write a letter, reminiscence of That’s life, or Angry from Tunbridge Wells.
To solve the Toilemageddon, once and for all, we must bring all parties to the table. Physically.
To overcome the facts that the splatter is mightier than the flush, we must work together. Have a baseline. Have a plan. Have measurable deliverables. Have regular review points on progress versus objectives.
Only by proactively putting our words into action will we finally prove that the toll can be mightier than the rage.
Get off your damp keyboard Townsend, strap on your wellies Follows, take a shower Austin, gather round Hunts’ round table and DO SOMETHING PRACTICAL.
Why not consider sewage capacity when approving planning applications and take note of Thames Water environmental concerns as statutory consultee? Waverley BC Planning Authority consider that the 320 dwellings at Coxbridge Farnham will have no significant environmental effect on Farnham so they denied the polluted residents of Farnham an Environmental Impact Assessment which would have enabled public awareness and consultation. Fortunately illegal planning approvals can be quashed by the High Court.