Chancellor Jeremy Hunt’s Coffee Time Quiz.


Anyone for Coffee?

Those fortunate enough to visit holiday hotels in foreign parts will have become accustomed to the famous call of…

“time for the coffee -time quiz.”

Here’s our SW Surrey MP’s very own coffee-time quiz, which has completely put us off our usual mid-morning venti-salted-caramel-mocha frappucino double blended with extra whipped cream and has us reaching instead for a very strong Silent Pool Gin and Tonic from the Albury-based company. But hold the Tonic!

Don’t judge us! Winston Churchill said of G&T, “… it saved more Englishmen’s lives and minds than all the doctors in the Empire! “but we digress!

Mr Bean, or dare we predict, Has Bean! (No pun intended in respect of the poor old coffee bean!) May we respectfully ask Jeremy, who do you think you are?

It was like watching a Rowan Atkinson sketch without any belly laughs! By the way, where was the cup with Liz Truss’s disastrous mini-budget written on it? As usual, airbrush the truth from a PR stunt.

Is it any wonder that neighbouring MP Angela Richardson wanted to dig a big hole under Guildford to keep the traffic flowing and enable “thousands and thousands” of new homes to be built? We felt like digging a hole after listening to Jeremy’s condescending tone.

Firstly – the average coffee price cost isn’t £2.56?! Not the cost of our usual Coffee, Jeremy! 

Didn’t mention Brexit on the coffee cup. He didn’t mention gas prices going down or that European gas prices are half ours. 



5 thoughts on “Chancellor Jeremy Hunt’s Coffee Time Quiz.”

    1. I’d like to see Jeremy in a video demonstrating how much Liz and Kwasi’s budget has cost each and everyone one of us. He’ll need bigger coffee cups.

    2. I’d also want to see Jeremy in a longer video filmed in the Royal Surrey A&E waiting area. He could demonstrate how long you’d need to sit on those hard chairs compared to 5 years ago.

      1. We could relate comments we have received about A&E in Guildford that would make your hair curl up so tight you would think you had an overbaked perm. Maybe that’s a visit and photo opportunity for Anela Richardson. But don’t hold your breath because breath is so good for you.

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