Shunt the Hunt?

The PM has decided not to encourage the Hunt!

In the midst of all the controversy over a crisis in our hospitals, rising crime, and the possible impact of Brexit, what does Theresa May concentrate on…

Not allowing a free Commons vote on a repeal of the ban on the Fox-Hunting bill!  

However, the other Hunt our Waverley MP Jeremy Shunt may soon reach closer to the pinnacle of Westminster’s greasy pole – alongside his Guildford running mate MP Anne Milton, if the Prime Minister  drops our local MP’s into her Harry Potter style great big paper bag, throws it up into the air – and whoever comes out first gets the top jobs! that’s the way to do it!

Of one thing we can all be sure though:.   The Shunt’s hunt for promotion may have been guaranteed by that heartfelt apology dolled out to the suffering whose ‘non urgent operations’ have been cancelled, which of course he described as good planning!  And his grovelling apology to all the other sick and dying people who have languished in hospital corridors and ambulances over Christmas and New Year heartfelt it certainly sounded.   However many of our followers are not entirely sure he has a heart? Just ask a few junior doctors, GP’s and hospital staff if they’ve  have found the tin man’s heart, and most will agree, he has a swinging brick where that particular organ, should be… and they, after all, are the experts in that department!

As for Matron Milton, who always manages to keep her head down, her nose clean, and shy away from anything remotely controversial – other than of course, whipping  Sajid Javid whipped into line on the Dunsfold Park planning application, and thereby, punching a big hole in Waverley’s Daft Local Plan!

When meeting local businesses to hear their mounting concerns over Brexit, what did she have to say:

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It looks increasingly likely that Matron Milton is going to be kicked back onto the wards she is so fond of pontificating about, if Hunt is shunted in today’s reshuffle. Lights, camera, action! Hairdresser, make-up! Our Annie might be about to find out hat it’s like to hunt with the hounds and run with the fox! For the first time in her career we might finally find out what Matron Milton is really made of cos one thing’s for certain: there ain’t nowhere to hide with a portfolio as challenging as Health! 

Let’s hope former Sister Anna carries the banner for some of the overworked and underpaid, nurses in her profession. Whilst cutting the excesses of the vastly overpaid bureaucrats in the Department of Health and across the country’s hospital trusts!  

Oh dear! Now her husband has been removed!

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