The Streets of Cranleigh are full of shoppers? motorists? No – Poo lorries!
just to put you in the mood listen here- it really is rain, honest and truly!
Just another daily run to deal with a little local problem known locally as SH*tgate as yet another tanker turns up to pump out the sewers and take it away to Outer Poo land? Definitely not Poland – all their is coming here!
This little tanker, well actually quite a big tanker really, is pumping out the sewers in the Littlemead Industrial Estate, adjacent to the 75 homes granted recently by Your Waverley at Little Meadow adjacent to the proposed 425 Berkeley Homes, Cranleigh supported by Councillors Stennetts’ and Brian Ellis (Mary, Mary fought like a tiger to stop another green field biting the dust but failed, and was given a sharp rebuke by Brian Ellis for `’insulting him.” Perish the thought that anyone would?
Whilst Waverley Planners – wholly supported by our four “powerful” their words not ours, borough councillors the Stennett duo and Brian Ellis, continue to support yet more development in Cranleigh along comes Thames Water which has just confirmed that it is not prepared to withdraw its objection to a condition imposed on Cala Homes 125 at Amlets Park being removed. Oh dear!
Cala wants to have a pre commencement Grampian style condition changed to – yes you guessed folks – a post development condition! And although “Your Waverley” are quite confident that it can just keep adding to Cranleigh’s sh** pit – Thames Water is now …
not quite so sure?
So to keep itself out of the mucky brown stuff, it isn’t going to allow the condition to be removed. Wonder what Liz the Biz, Waverley chief honcho will do now?
In other words for the uninitiated – Cala Homes cannot build 125 homes at Amlets Park – unless Thames Water can show that it can deal with a couple of Olympic size swimming pools of effluent into a sewage works that cannot cope. It hoped that by the time the buyers arrived Thames Water will have got its act together and upgraded the Elmbridge Road Poo Factory. Obviously be objecting to the condition being removed TW is not quite so confident as it was when it told Waverley Officers it could manage Cranleigh’s little elephant in the room.