You couldn’t make it up…

https://www.brightwellsfarnham.co.uk/coppa-club-set-to-join-brightwells-yard
The Press Release statement by Adrian Sims is dated 12th December, and these site photographs dated 26th January (example attached) show just what the close liaison had achieved.
Adrian Sims, Managing Director at Crest Nicholson, said:
‘Coppa Club’s expansion into Farnham is an exciting addition to the town’s impressive leisure offering. We have worked closely with conservation officers to carefully renovate Grade II listed Brightwell House. We are pleased that it will be brought back to its former glory at the heart of the town for the whole community to enjoy.”
Amazing! Marvellous! It’s priceless.
Shocking