When one of our Waverley Webbers wrote this piece the prescriptive text took over – but then we thought perhaps Pants was a better description.
AND We mean YOU ALL At the Waverley Web! Got it?
Oh yes they are…Oh No they’re not … and we here at the WW have been doing our homework to obtain “Your Waverley’s” Pantomime Secret and “behind closed doors” Cast List:
In the Leaders Role in producing this year’s festive Pantomime is non other than
A star performance is predicted from Bramley’s very own – By-Pass Byham as Widow Swankey Twankey; and the Ugly Sisters – ” Carol King and – a Touch of Frost!
Baron Hardup is played by Graeme Clark; Prince Charming “Sunny” Jim Edwards; Wishy Washy – Robert Knowless; and the Wicked Stepmother – “The Omen,” CinderEllis – by Patricia and The Good Fairy: Carole Cockburn; – Buttons- Up (Oh yes we wish you would) Gerry Hyman; Daisy The Cow – “Our Elsie” (Silly old MOO) Who else? Wen-am-I-leaving this place – as Man (It must be – Friday?) and Simple Simon Thornton/Inchbold?
In charge of Elf and Safety is…. non other than Alfold’s Kevin De’Anus?
And.. with our grateful thanks to that great newspaper The Farnham Herald/Haslemere Herald that serve the West of the Waverley Borough so well with its accurate and informative reporting . Pity really that it couldn’t spread its net wider into Trinity Mirror “we know how to get it wrong country” over there in the East?