On Your marks jet set go for Dunsfold Aerodrome

Rumour has it that the Bursar at TTC. has finally given in to Government and public pressure.

Why would we build houses there that nobody except the local council wants when we can help Gatwick expand? Said Richard Turnabout 

With a little help from our friends in nearby Dunsfold village to extend the runway just a smidgeon, it could be up, up, and away, and hey ho, happy days for our college coffers as our cup runneth over with filthy lucre.  

Life’s not all milk and honey these days for the country’s universities, you know! —it’s not milk and honey we are after; it’s milk and money. Chocks away, we say!

It all started when Aunty Rachel from Accounts said what she wanted – what she really really wanted, was to boost the economy with a third runway at Heathrow. But recently, things haven’t been looking so good there, so she wants a quick win, and where better than a second runway at Gatwick. It’s a long-held dream to use its emergency runway. But it does need just a little extra space elsewhere- and where better than nearby FoldDuns?  It will undoubtedly boost the local economy of Arfold, as it is so often referred to by government inspectors who are eager to make Arfold the new Crawley with its very own Easy Jet base. “Destination Arfold,” here we come.

Peter Barker says: “GACC is launching a legal challenge of Gatwick Airport’s Emergency Runway Expansion.  But the other Mr Barker, the local prolific barn-builder, says if there’s enough money in it for him, he will help the runway expand, and then he can then retire to his villa in the sun, his Chalet in the Alps, or even his condo in America. However, there may be another taker in the running.

I want Dunsfold Airport – it’s mine, I need it for security purposes, I want it, give it to me or I’ll cwy and cwy until cwap my pants