Conservative central office kindly sends out a template for local Councillors to fill in and pretend they are ‘In Touch’ This does rely on them having something to say. Nothing stops a Tory sticking out a leaflet with their faces in it – not even basic editing.
Unfortunately, the Godalming edition was sent to the printers with the templates still incomplete!
We’d like to offer a bottle of Silent Pool Gin to the best caption writer out there – Please comment below!
So which local Tory is being beaten up over this glaring error? Perhaps Jeremy’s agent and local co-ordinator Edward Norman will consider his position or is he now too busy in Woking, Runnymede & Weybridge to spot these glaring mistakes.
Here at the Waverley Web we have one of our own:
‘Hands up if you think we can manage to get our leaflets in shape- let alone protect Godalming.’
Caption 1 We’re drowning not waving!
Caption 2 What flood? We’re building on stilts.
“Do you think if I’d worn my hi-vis jacket they’d have shown my face?”
Bye – Bye?
Or as Peter Cook and Dudley Moore once said: “Goodbye, goodbye, we’re leaving you goodbye.’
Keep them coming.
Keep them coming.
1) Raise your hands if you want to reserve one of the Boathouse’s new festive row boats – just in time for the Christmas floods
2) Councillors are yet to confirm or deny rumours of the new Pepperpot housing development, featuring a rather drafty penthouse studio.
Picture 1: Entrants flood in for the Boris Johnson look-a-like competition.
Picture 2: A man for all seasons: Un-captioned Pepperpot photo rubs salt into lack of Tory proof reading.
So far – Stanners looks to be the one picking up the Gin?
I’ve suggested some captions, but they are still awaiting moderation
Don’t worry – there is plenty of time. WW
1) You won’t believe what the Village People look like now.
2) The draft Neighbourhood Plan sets out this vision for Godalming become a World Record holder for the most barbers in a high street
1) Raise your hands if you want to reserve one of the Boathouse’s new festive row boats – just in time for the Christmas floods
2) Councillors are yet to confirm or deny rumours of the new Pepperpot housing development, featuring a rather drafty penthouse studio.
They get better all the time – don’t we all just love those arrogant Tories who imagine they are just going to sweep back into power without putting in the effort. Even putting up a picture caption is too much trouble?
When does someone win the gin!
Sorry Stanners. Have to go back and judge the entries. Thank you for reminding us. Just an oversight, too much news just lately, took our mind off the Gin.